
Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/
works/1798966.
  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Rape/Non-Con, Underage
  Category:
      F/M, M/M
  Fandom:
      Marvel_Cinematic_Universe, The_Avengers_(Marvel_Movies), The_Avengers
  Relationship:
      Clint_Barton/Natasha_Romanov, Clint_Barton/Phil_Coulson
  Character:
      Clint_Barton, Natasha_Romanov, Phil_Coulson, Nick_Fury, Maria_Hill, Tony
      Stark, Jarvis_(Iron_Man_movies), Jasper_Sitwell, Phil's_family_(OC)
  Additional Tags:
      Implied/Referenced_Rape/Non-con, Past_Child_Abuse, Internalized
      Homophobia, Homophobia, Clint's_childhood_was_no_picnic, Neither_was
      Natasha's, Angst, Violent_Sex, Origin_Story, Budapest, Phil_Coulson_Has
      the_Patience_of_a_Saint, Eventual_Smut, Clint_Barton/Phil_Coulson_Get
      together_story, Podfic, Podfic_Length:_2-2.5_Hours
  Stats:
      Published: 2014-06-17 Words: 76
****** The Way We Really Are [PODFIC] ******
by daroos
Summary
     Phil Coulson was an Eagle Scout. Not everyone knows this about him,
     but no one is ever surprised to learn it. He tries to take that as a
     compliment, not a commentary on his perceived wholesomeness or white-
     bread-ness or whatever. But sometimes, he wants to grab people by the
     shoulders and scream, “Do you even know what being an Eagle Scout
     means? I had to learn about citizenship from the mayor! My Eagle
     Project involved snow removal in three counties! I got a goddamned
     badge in bugling!!”
  This work was inspired by
      The_Way_We_Really_Are by Snapjack
    The title of this work is taken from The Mountain Goats' song "Against
             Pollution". All musical elements are from said song.
Special thanks to Snapjack who was agreeable to me podficcing her story. It was
 such a delightful challenge and I hope you enjoy it as much in the listening
                         and I enjoyed in the making.
                             Available as an Mp3:
                           Chapter_1, length 1:08:03
                            part_2, length 1:24:05
                                    Part 1
                                    Part 2
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